The road to success…….. is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither
does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before
you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
If at first you don’t succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken….
If it is bad, it happens.
He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is
still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don’t have a pen……. If you have a pen, you
don’t have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students—-
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
All PMT buses are crowded.
Corollary— — PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.
